Finallieeeeeeee!! Im back on the blog..I know how relieved u must be..!Seeing me here after so long..!bBeen 4 months!My blog missed me..I know I can understand..This is gettin quite emotional for me..just a sec..(...)yeah..now Im fine..
So ..!! Today is not sunday!! But today is a holiday..and how! Ask me..ohkay ohkay i know u r dieing to know(or dyeing?..I dunno I usually dye people instead of lettin them die.ehmm..)Well..Whatever...lookin at my enthu..u know I cant contain my excitement of being able to write again!!(Meanwhile Ive been writing a lot these days..thanx to untimely exams.when are they on time!..when is the time for exams..who needs exams!!!!)..Anyway..Im not gettin carried away(coz thats the idea of keepin exams!)..I had exams..I gave exams..pstt!I did cheat in a few..(hehehe)!
Ohkay..News News!! I did an extraction 2 days ago..of a tooth! the patient was at my mercy..and i was at the mercy of my shaky hands..Finally i pulled the stupid thing out of the socket!! Yippie!Done.Bring on the next one!Where are my forceps?!
Rite..So I deviated totally from the title..!bus!bus!
I get up at 7am in the morning for college and am ready at 7:30.The bus stop is about 7 mins away from my flat..and the college is 45 mins away from my stop(walking and by bus respectively.)
How I board my bus(in this case..catch my bus on time while its still standin!): When we reach halfway from the flat to the stop..our eyes start eyeing the road..To see any sign of a moving yellow thing..If we do..we run our Bags off!!(lol)coz thats our bus..Waiting for us..sometimes..some school kids..waiting for their own buses..tell us: Run faster!! the bus is waiting!(embarrasing!!)
We enter in the bus..All eyes staring at us..."Not again!"..The driver's friend says," 5minute jaldi aaya karo!"..yeah whatever...! We look for seats..and then start lookin for water..!!Gasping for air!(This happend on 2 outta 6 days a week!)
On the remaining 2 days..The bus is late..and on the last reamaning one day..We miss the bus!! Which is exactly why Im at home today
Usually what happens is..we aim to board another college bus from someother stop..Once what happend was..we took an autorockshaw to another stop..on the way I see a gang of our college students..I start to yell..I dunno what..Im too excited..so I yell anything..except..stop..stop!! My freinds cant understand me..I point..!! Students..!!Somehow they dont respond..I dont know why..!!(The auto ride is too exciting I guess!)I ask the autowala to stop..and we go and join the gang..as normal poople.
Enter: A tinee tiny college bus..with people stuffed in it.People on seats.People on people on seats.Poeple standing on floor.People standing on feet of poeple standing on floor.
Enter: Us.
Enter: Chaos.People stepping on us.We steppin on people.Banging our bags on everyone's head who's lucky enough to get a seat!!
Enter:(jagah do yaar!..hadh hai!)
Enter: College...Yaay!! We've reached..One piece!
Enter :First lecture..
Enter:ZZZ..
'Roll no.9'
'Roll no.9??'
...!
...??
'Present!! Present!!Roll no.9 Present!!'
Now, all of this precisely didnt happen today..coz we saw the yellow moving bus..just 15 steps from our place..and we got a feeling of dejavu..!hehe..!we reached the stop tryin to unthink what we were thinkin..But we saw no one standin there..a school girl tells us..: 'didi,aapki bus ko nikle huye 5 minute hogaye.!'(damn!not again!)..we were a little less courageous today..stood there for 5more minutes ..Cribbed..about the college..about the busdriver..and about the students in the bus who supposedly enjoy watching a daily marathon keepin bets on who will win today!Anyways..we're not late..Its the bus that arrives earlier than its usual time..We decide to go watch some movie today!
Someday we're gonna do the same to the bus..Make it wait for us..and then refuse to enter..!And let it miss us the entire day..
It should have been titled as 'bus yellows' instead..but how does it matter..we missed it right?
Monday, March 23, 2009
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Jam...
I was readIng a novel around a year ago. "A bag of bones" by Stephen KIng. The protagonIst there was a wrIter and I swear to the Holy Cows he suffered from , what they call a "WrIter's Block" for around 120 pages....!!!
It was a major task belIeve me, to get past those 120 pages. I slogged day and nIght for hIm to get over hIs dead wIfe and start wrItiIng. By the one hundredth page I thought I was suffeIng from a "Reader's Block" I couldn't go on a step further. But then I saw 'Courage the Cowardly Dog' on CN and I was InspIred. I went ahead wIth It and found out that the guy fInds a new babe wIth a kId In the country.
Well the story really took off from there. WIth a lots of twIsts and turns and a lot of "Spooky" actIon It had a bIttersweet endIng.
Why am I tellIng you all thIs?? I don't really know. I've been held on GunPoInt to wrIte somethIng. There's a lot goIng on at present...
1) India Is on a wInnIng streak agaInst England in the ODI serIes.
2) Its almost December and I've not yet seen wInter. One of the reasons I don't lIke B'bay. Btw Its been almost a year and a half... :(
3) "Job's a joke n I'm broke" is to be the background lIne of my professIonal lIfe.
4) I've been very 'happy happy gay gay' sInce quIte a few months now... but then "Dostana" released... and I've been very 'happy happy' sInce quIte a few months now.
5) I celebrated my bIrthday a few days back. StartIng It wIth a lovely wIsh, to cuttIng pastrIes to openIng gIfts to recIvIng awesome testImonIal to goIng out wIth a frIend to a dInner wIth the famIly.
6) I've been actIng very "out of the normal" these days. *detaIls not to be gIven* Most of you guys don't know me... and I thInk I'll run the rIsk of beIng mIsunderstood... If you know what I mean... ;)
7) Bombay (cuz I lIke It better than MumbaI) Is under a terrorIst attack. Its been more than 24 hours and the fIght Is stIll on. Its stupId and horrIble. The bIggest terrorIst attack on India tIll date.
8) I'm excIted about a lot of stuff, and more excIted about the others.
9) I'm tryIng to wrIte but I dunno why.. I can't.. MIght be sufferIng from a "WrIter's Block"...!!!
Just thought you should know..
Btw...
How ya doIn...?
It was a major task belIeve me, to get past those 120 pages. I slogged day and nIght for hIm to get over hIs dead wIfe and start wrItiIng. By the one hundredth page I thought I was suffeIng from a "Reader's Block" I couldn't go on a step further. But then I saw 'Courage the Cowardly Dog' on CN and I was InspIred. I went ahead wIth It and found out that the guy fInds a new babe wIth a kId In the country.
Well the story really took off from there. WIth a lots of twIsts and turns and a lot of "Spooky" actIon It had a bIttersweet endIng.
Why am I tellIng you all thIs?? I don't really know. I've been held on GunPoInt to wrIte somethIng. There's a lot goIng on at present...
1) India Is on a wInnIng streak agaInst England in the ODI serIes.
2) Its almost December and I've not yet seen wInter. One of the reasons I don't lIke B'bay. Btw Its been almost a year and a half... :(
3) "Job's a joke n I'm broke" is to be the background lIne of my professIonal lIfe.
4) I've been very 'happy happy gay gay' sInce quIte a few months now... but then "Dostana" released... and I've been very 'happy happy' sInce quIte a few months now.
5) I celebrated my bIrthday a few days back. StartIng It wIth a lovely wIsh, to cuttIng pastrIes to openIng gIfts to recIvIng awesome testImonIal to goIng out wIth a frIend to a dInner wIth the famIly.
6) I've been actIng very "out of the normal" these days. *detaIls not to be gIven* Most of you guys don't know me... and I thInk I'll run the rIsk of beIng mIsunderstood... If you know what I mean... ;)
7) Bombay (cuz I lIke It better than MumbaI) Is under a terrorIst attack. Its been more than 24 hours and the fIght Is stIll on. Its stupId and horrIble. The bIggest terrorIst attack on India tIll date.
8) I'm excIted about a lot of stuff, and more excIted about the others.
9) I'm tryIng to wrIte but I dunno why.. I can't.. MIght be sufferIng from a "WrIter's Block"...!!!
Just thought you should know..
Btw...
How ya doIn...?
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Friday, November 14, 2008
The love of friendship and beyond.
I’ve had a lot of friends since childhood.And I’m not friends with all of them now.Some have got lost in time..some have disappeared with no excuses..and some..have been kicked out of my life.As I’ve grown older..The meaning of friendship has changed to me.When I was a kid..I needed a friend only to laugh along and talk to in school..As a grew older I needed frnds to go out with and share my stupid secrets with.And now..Being a 22 yr old..I need friends go be with me through all the ups and downs in my life.
Im a sensitive hopeless case at times.I have sky high expectations..and I get hurt easily..I hate explaining myself to just anyone and I hate not being understood by people who are close to me.
Things in my life relating to frndship are somehow blown outta proportion every now and then..and the shuffle mode between me and my friends is always almost on.Over the time..and now..I’ve failed to understand..that why do I fail at keeping friendships intact..Am I a sucker for attention?Or am I a case of retarded thinking?Or simply..someone who thinks a lot..Who expects a lot.
I’ve always thought that having a bunch of frnds around always..really close ones is always good than having a best friend.I haven’t really believed in the concept of a ‘best friend’ all my life..maybe it was an excuse of not being able to have one..or maybe I was to weak to admit that one of my all closest frnds was my favourite and best of the lot.
I'm in a transition state now..Where I am thinking that having a best friend than having a group of close friends might be a better idea.
It alteast saves the time u waste on being insecure and disgusted.And plus u do know whom to trust the most and whom to rely upon without thinking twice.It amuses me sometimes how drastically things change over a small period of time..of how we start to hate someone..and love someone in such a short span..
I wonder sometimes..what keeps friendship goin?Being vocal with the feelings?Being too emotive?Or being soft..Every now and then?I always thought friendship never needed testimonies…But then,people change over time..and I am people..What I have learnt is..Sometimes..just being there..is also not enough..
Im a lazy person..when I see something slipping away from my hands..I don’t bother to go catch it..I let fate play the game..Not that I wanna be miserable..I just hate to demand once I see its not required..and fate has been cruel and sarcastic..Well..most of the times..I have been lazy.
And the time when I have been anything but lazy..I’ve carried a notion that doing something for someone is obviously more important than mere talking.But my gradual realization has been that we all remember more of what people say or have said..Than what they do..or have done..How ironic is that..
I guess sometimes being a poorer version of u saves u from hurting a higher version of you…
Its like coming to terms with life..
Trying not to expect when u wanna expect the most.
Playin along when you are retired hurt.
Well someday…I’m gonna call up all of my old friends..and get in touch..No matter what..but that day is not today..Today is a different day.And its not my day.
Im a sensitive hopeless case at times.I have sky high expectations..and I get hurt easily..I hate explaining myself to just anyone and I hate not being understood by people who are close to me.
Things in my life relating to frndship are somehow blown outta proportion every now and then..and the shuffle mode between me and my friends is always almost on.Over the time..and now..I’ve failed to understand..that why do I fail at keeping friendships intact..Am I a sucker for attention?Or am I a case of retarded thinking?Or simply..someone who thinks a lot..Who expects a lot.
I’ve always thought that having a bunch of frnds around always..really close ones is always good than having a best friend.I haven’t really believed in the concept of a ‘best friend’ all my life..maybe it was an excuse of not being able to have one..or maybe I was to weak to admit that one of my all closest frnds was my favourite and best of the lot.
I'm in a transition state now..Where I am thinking that having a best friend than having a group of close friends might be a better idea.
It alteast saves the time u waste on being insecure and disgusted.And plus u do know whom to trust the most and whom to rely upon without thinking twice.It amuses me sometimes how drastically things change over a small period of time..of how we start to hate someone..and love someone in such a short span..
I wonder sometimes..what keeps friendship goin?Being vocal with the feelings?Being too emotive?Or being soft..Every now and then?I always thought friendship never needed testimonies…But then,people change over time..and I am people..What I have learnt is..Sometimes..just being there..is also not enough..
Im a lazy person..when I see something slipping away from my hands..I don’t bother to go catch it..I let fate play the game..Not that I wanna be miserable..I just hate to demand once I see its not required..and fate has been cruel and sarcastic..Well..most of the times..I have been lazy.
And the time when I have been anything but lazy..I’ve carried a notion that doing something for someone is obviously more important than mere talking.But my gradual realization has been that we all remember more of what people say or have said..Than what they do..or have done..How ironic is that..
I guess sometimes being a poorer version of u saves u from hurting a higher version of you…
Its like coming to terms with life..
Trying not to expect when u wanna expect the most.
Playin along when you are retired hurt.
Well someday…I’m gonna call up all of my old friends..and get in touch..No matter what..but that day is not today..Today is a different day.And its not my day.
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Mirror..!!!
so I am headIng back to my place after work. It was a nIce day at offIce. not much work. enjoyed chattIn wIth my colleagues. roamed around, drank a bIt to much coffee. so I am wIde awake. Its nIce and cozy today outsIde. pleasant breeze, a bIt chIllIng but the effect Is soothIng... too good. Its a perfect day. spIc & span. nothIng was gray today.
I'm thInkIng about her. an evenIng wIth her, dInner, some wIne and a bIt of dance. lovely...!
I'm almost there. headIng up the drIveway, I'm happy and content. the day has been amazIngly satIsfyIng.
I'm at the door now, pressIng the bell, waItIng ImpatIently to barg In and kIss her...
door opens and HE says "SurprIse...!"
I am shocked. shocked out of my wIts. What In the name of god...!! I cant belIeve It. I never thought thIs can happen. how can....
I'm losIng my grIp. Its hard to stand stIll.. Its gettIng dark... I cant see anythIng... n last thIng I heard was a thudd.. I was lyIng flat on my back...
Its not so hard to ImagIne my hysterIcal state. I bet you'd take It harder than I dId.
wanna know who answered the door??
It was ME...!
I'm thInkIng about her. an evenIng wIth her, dInner, some wIne and a bIt of dance. lovely...!
I'm almost there. headIng up the drIveway, I'm happy and content. the day has been amazIngly satIsfyIng.
I'm at the door now, pressIng the bell, waItIng ImpatIently to barg In and kIss her...
door opens and HE says "SurprIse...!"
I am shocked. shocked out of my wIts. What In the name of god...!! I cant belIeve It. I never thought thIs can happen. how can....
I'm losIng my grIp. Its hard to stand stIll.. Its gettIng dark... I cant see anythIng... n last thIng I heard was a thudd.. I was lyIng flat on my back...
Its not so hard to ImagIne my hysterIcal state. I bet you'd take It harder than I dId.
wanna know who answered the door??
It was ME...!
Monday, October 13, 2008
What I do not know of love.
Im half awake from my afternoon sleep..my extended afternoon sleep.I had to sleep..I bunked college today.So it was customary.My head spins like a record!but what the hell..!lately(as usual rather)..I've deprived sleep of me..
aammm..so well..Confusion!! relationships!I desperately wanna write about them..and today being a seized holiday from college, was a good day for discussion between me and my friends..How do we know its love? Whats the proof?Cliched...I know..but I was forced to think about it from some recent developments around me(dont ask..)..Ive been infatuated for like a million times in my life..right from school..to college..and they've died out like..poof!!(not the guys..the infatuations!)..on most of the times I knew it was merely attraction..and on the other times..I knew the guy was a loser..I once read somewhere that infatuation brings out the best in the person..I guess I took it quite seriously for a while..and then..I grew up.
I had a big crush on my substitute teacher(like every girl in my class in school)..it so happened that the guy gave us an assignment for find out words ending with 'nation'..i searched the hell outta oxford dictionary..and when i was sure that my list of words was way ahead than anyone Else's in the class..i came to know that he had left the school.father of the Nation!
similarly..there was this guy at the coaching centre i used to study at..exchange of smiles..looks..friends teasing...and then..jaundice..!!!and he never recovered!
Guy in college..big crush!i almost thought it was love..until my friend told me that he was gonna propose to some other girl in the class the next day..Crushed!
Infatuated.Crushed.Did bring the best out of me!!Out Out Out!
Anyway..There's no list here..(even if there is..there's gonna be no list HERE)..somebody once told me that love begins from infatuation..But..What if I'm infatuated towards a wrong person and that he never falls in love with me..And I keep on wasting my love on him..Would that be infatuation converting to love?Would I say that I am in love with him,when he is not?When I fall in love with someone,is it necessary that the guy also has to fall in love with me?or..Do I realize that it is love..only when he's fallen for me?Is love always a mutual feeling?Would my infatuation convert to love only when he starts to show that he likes me too..I wanna know..
Too many questions!Sleep is taking its toll on me..and by the ways..I'm writing after ages..I missed my blog..I went to goa..I had a blast..I hate to study..I hate getting up early in the morning for college..I hate goin to the college..I hate it when two people who are in love..Fight.
I just dont get the logic..Im confused..why do the expectations go sky high..that it needs some one from Krypton to fetch them back?Why do we behave like we have some supernatural powers of always being right..and the other person is merely a mis-take!
So whats more important?Time?Love?or Patience?Tell me..
Ohkay..What do u think happens in love?Do u own the other person?or..The person belongs to you?Or you belong to each other?
Is love just enough to take care of us?Or do we need more of it?Or more of other things?
Am i sounding really confused here?I think I am..I think I must stop..think some more..and write again after sometime..Meanwhile..Meanwhile..
aammm..so well..Confusion!! relationships!I desperately wanna write about them..and today being a seized holiday from college, was a good day for discussion between me and my friends..How do we know its love? Whats the proof?Cliched...I know..but I was forced to think about it from some recent developments around me(dont ask..)..Ive been infatuated for like a million times in my life..right from school..to college..and they've died out like..poof!!(not the guys..the infatuations!)..on most of the times I knew it was merely attraction..and on the other times..I knew the guy was a loser..I once read somewhere that infatuation brings out the best in the person..I guess I took it quite seriously for a while..and then..I grew up.
I had a big crush on my substitute teacher(like every girl in my class in school)..it so happened that the guy gave us an assignment for find out words ending with 'nation'..i searched the hell outta oxford dictionary..and when i was sure that my list of words was way ahead than anyone Else's in the class..i came to know that he had left the school.father of the Nation!
similarly..there was this guy at the coaching centre i used to study at..exchange of smiles..looks..friends teasing...and then..jaundice..!!!and he never recovered!
Guy in college..big crush!i almost thought it was love..until my friend told me that he was gonna propose to some other girl in the class the next day..Crushed!
Infatuated.Crushed.Did bring the best out of me!!Out Out Out!
Anyway..There's no list here..(even if there is..there's gonna be no list HERE)..somebody once told me that love begins from infatuation..But..What if I'm infatuated towards a wrong person and that he never falls in love with me..And I keep on wasting my love on him..Would that be infatuation converting to love?Would I say that I am in love with him,when he is not?When I fall in love with someone,is it necessary that the guy also has to fall in love with me?or..Do I realize that it is love..only when he's fallen for me?Is love always a mutual feeling?Would my infatuation convert to love only when he starts to show that he likes me too..I wanna know..
Too many questions!Sleep is taking its toll on me..and by the ways..I'm writing after ages..I missed my blog..I went to goa..I had a blast..I hate to study..I hate getting up early in the morning for college..I hate goin to the college..I hate it when two people who are in love..Fight.
I just dont get the logic..Im confused..why do the expectations go sky high..that it needs some one from Krypton to fetch them back?Why do we behave like we have some supernatural powers of always being right..and the other person is merely a mis-take!
So whats more important?Time?Love?or Patience?Tell me..
Ohkay..What do u think happens in love?Do u own the other person?or..The person belongs to you?Or you belong to each other?
Is love just enough to take care of us?Or do we need more of it?Or more of other things?
Am i sounding really confused here?I think I am..I think I must stop..think some more..and write again after sometime..Meanwhile..Meanwhile..
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Of course It happens!!
Two months ago..when I was studyin hard for my exam the next day..keepin in mind that it has to go on like this for the coming two more months ( also keepin in mind that if I dont study now ,Im gonna flunk)..I was cursing my luck..cursing my fate..cursing the course..and cursing the Mount Everest sylabus..Just one..The only one thing that comforted me at that time..was..There's gonna be a time when I wont even see these fatso books...( 'eent'- Brick..as I like to call them)..forget about the reading,mugging and puking cycle..they'l be gone..and I wud be having the fun of a lifetime!! lGosh! And look at what happened!! Look at me!! Im a girl who's exams finished 10 days ago( bloody 10 days!)..and she still hasnt seen 'Jaane tu'..and 'Batman- dark night[knight rider..as my sis likes to call it!!]'(Yeah..Dpk..u cud laugh at me once more!!)..
Well...not that i didnt try for them..I did go! With a hope..a big one at that..Two theatres..!I didnt like the timings of the movie at first one ..so went to check out at another one(now..keep a newspaper always with ya when u go out for a movie...coz u dont wanna end up the way I did!!!)..well..In the second theatre..there was no show( what else were they showcasing huh..?male striptease act!!?) Whatever!!
And so..we went back to the first one..only to discover that the show was sold out!!
( Now..my luck seems to be goin on the same track when I think of choosing a boyfriend!)
I was hell mad at that time!I could have killed someone!!
But anyways..me and my bro decided to eat at Pizza hut(or was it Dominoes..?)..and ..while I was still eating my last slice of pizza..my bro got up and began to walk away!!..
Me: ''What the hell is ur problem!!...Koi ladki teri girlfriend ban hi nahi sakti..!!Cant u see Im still eating!!''
Seems like the curse hardly made a difference to him..coz he's still on fone everynight!!..and Look at me!!Damn!
I had an amazing viva 10 days ago..The person made sure..that for not one moment I could have enough guts to look into his eyes and answer him..and made sure that the patient I was assigned..completly believed that I was a complete idiot with no knowledge of my subject whatsoever!Humiliation is too small a word for it..I guess it was one of those moments when I wud just wanna be invisible! poof! I dont exist!..Now that exactly didnt happen..but the person sure made me feel that way!
God! the result's still pending..I hope the external from hell(now u HAD to be there to understand what he was saying in his stupid accent!! Whenever he said sth..I wud furrow my forehead..with a stupid expression on my face..tryin to understand wht he was trying to tell me- and so..'TUBERCULOSIS' became 'TUBURLLOM'..and the furrows on my forehead deepened!)
I was doomed!.. me and my friend(joint viva) came out of the hospital ward...wiping the sweat off our foreheads..and evryone pounced on us! 'What happened..!! It took u guys 25 mins!!''
When I heard that I was about to well...faint...coz to me it seemed like an eternity..I mean..I cud have found a guy..fallen in love with him..told my parents about him...gotten married..even have babies in that time. And they say it was just 25 mins! Ha!
Aftermath:My educated patient..adds me on orkut and scraps me.."Hey ...how was the viva..will u pass in it?hehehe!!''...My reply..''Hopefully..why do u ask?''...Patient, "Nothing..Didnt seem like it!!hehe!!''..Aarrgghh!!
Talkin on orkut..well..the past seems to crop up...and big time this time..There's this school community where not many people post their comments..dunno why..one of my ex classmate..Mr.W posted that he wanted to apologize to sm1 with whom he faught over 50 bucks!..Now..all that I wrote was..'' Yaar de do iske 50 rs jisne bhi liye hain'' (keepin good spirit in it ;) )...And boy..!! did he lose it!! I mean what!!!Now he's messagin me..cursing me ..askin ppl for my mail id...I mean ive had people following me..but not this kind!! haha!! [if u really wanna know what all happened..ask me..alag se!]
Right..finally..the icing on the cake...is my phone..'was' actually..its no more..one fine day..when Im out..bugger ditches me..gets switched off..I come back home..plug in the charger..and..it doesnt respond..like a comatose patient..and just as u talk to a coma patient..thinkin that he's able to listen to u..but doesnt respond..I gave my cellphone the choicest of the blessings..!! No wonder..It never got switched on!!and is dead forever(and now i really believe that some of my 'cellfone curses' got backfired!!)..With all my contacts..messages that I had saved for more than a year..My pics.. :( [i know..pity me..]..poof! gone!
And u hve no idea how it is like to beg in front of ur bro..(who hs 3 cellfones) to give u just one..temporarily..and being refused for that!!( happy rakhi!!) hehehe!!
Right..so all those people who call me now..I really dunno..who's who..and I end up missing all the calls!!LOL!!
So tell me..do u really see me enjoyin? I dont..I cud go back to the 'bricks'..and make houses outta those..atleast I wud see new people!!
And yeah by the way..Hows my new pic?? hehe..I know it looks like..''Aww..I have the most beautiful pair of eyes '' and all that crap..but what the heck!!I never took it..so..hardly a thing! ;)
In another 10 days..my coll will reopen..and I will have to return to new 'bricks'..my life seems to sad rite now..When actually it had to be great..but..this is just the tip of the frustation..[ u could always comment about my new pic though..keepin in mind that Im sad thing rite now..!!] (!!)
Now more important thing...Never, ever go hungry to watch a movie..!!And specially if the movie intermission is for like..umm ..10 seconds..coz..u never know..u might not even have enough money to go back home..really..this happened with me...and dont ask about the movie..!!
Mummy!! hehehe!! Returns! damn![actually I dont even remember the full name of the movie..all I rem..was me yelling out at those stupid action scenes..''Kuch bhi hota hai kya ismein?!''...and hi-fiving my friend after every 5 minutes..!![for some really stupid special effects!]..
and so I came outta theatre like a burnt victim..red palms..with a hole burned in my pocket! ;)
Finishing off..on a good note...today was My day!! I robbed my bro and cousins..!! And now Im rich! Hehehe..I love rakshabandhan!!The only day for girls( and bhai..I dont think I wud react to what u say in response to this!! lol)
Hmm..I guess im done for this time..This is like..a lot of updates!!
[and guess what..now that I shared it..Im feeling better already...sob! sob!]
Hehehe!!
Well...not that i didnt try for them..I did go! With a hope..a big one at that..Two theatres..!I didnt like the timings of the movie at first one ..so went to check out at another one(now..keep a newspaper always with ya when u go out for a movie...coz u dont wanna end up the way I did!!!)..well..In the second theatre..there was no show( what else were they showcasing huh..?male striptease act!!?) Whatever!!
And so..we went back to the first one..only to discover that the show was sold out!!
( Now..my luck seems to be goin on the same track when I think of choosing a boyfriend!)
I was hell mad at that time!I could have killed someone!!
But anyways..me and my bro decided to eat at Pizza hut(or was it Dominoes..?)..and ..while I was still eating my last slice of pizza..my bro got up and began to walk away!!..
Me: ''What the hell is ur problem!!...Koi ladki teri girlfriend ban hi nahi sakti..!!Cant u see Im still eating!!''
Seems like the curse hardly made a difference to him..coz he's still on fone everynight!!..and Look at me!!Damn!
I had an amazing viva 10 days ago..The person made sure..that for not one moment I could have enough guts to look into his eyes and answer him..and made sure that the patient I was assigned..completly believed that I was a complete idiot with no knowledge of my subject whatsoever!Humiliation is too small a word for it..I guess it was one of those moments when I wud just wanna be invisible! poof! I dont exist!..Now that exactly didnt happen..but the person sure made me feel that way!
God! the result's still pending..I hope the external from hell(now u HAD to be there to understand what he was saying in his stupid accent!! Whenever he said sth..I wud furrow my forehead..with a stupid expression on my face..tryin to understand wht he was trying to tell me- and so..'TUBERCULOSIS' became 'TUBURLLOM'..and the furrows on my forehead deepened!)
I was doomed!.. me and my friend(joint viva) came out of the hospital ward...wiping the sweat off our foreheads..and evryone pounced on us! 'What happened..!! It took u guys 25 mins!!''
When I heard that I was about to well...faint...coz to me it seemed like an eternity..I mean..I cud have found a guy..fallen in love with him..told my parents about him...gotten married..even have babies in that time. And they say it was just 25 mins! Ha!
Aftermath:My educated patient..adds me on orkut and scraps me.."Hey ...how was the viva..will u pass in it?hehehe!!''...My reply..''Hopefully..why do u ask?''...Patient, "Nothing..Didnt seem like it!!hehe!!''..Aarrgghh!!
Talkin on orkut..well..the past seems to crop up...and big time this time..There's this school community where not many people post their comments..dunno why..one of my ex classmate..Mr.W posted that he wanted to apologize to sm1 with whom he faught over 50 bucks!..Now..all that I wrote was..'' Yaar de do iske 50 rs jisne bhi liye hain'' (keepin good spirit in it ;) )...And boy..!! did he lose it!! I mean what!!!Now he's messagin me..cursing me ..askin ppl for my mail id...I mean ive had people following me..but not this kind!! haha!! [if u really wanna know what all happened..ask me..alag se!]
Right..finally..the icing on the cake...is my phone..'was' actually..its no more..one fine day..when Im out..bugger ditches me..gets switched off..I come back home..plug in the charger..and..it doesnt respond..like a comatose patient..and just as u talk to a coma patient..thinkin that he's able to listen to u..but doesnt respond..I gave my cellphone the choicest of the blessings..!! No wonder..It never got switched on!!and is dead forever(and now i really believe that some of my 'cellfone curses' got backfired!!)..With all my contacts..messages that I had saved for more than a year..My pics.. :( [i know..pity me..]..poof! gone!
And u hve no idea how it is like to beg in front of ur bro..(who hs 3 cellfones) to give u just one..temporarily..and being refused for that!!( happy rakhi!!) hehehe!!
Right..so all those people who call me now..I really dunno..who's who..and I end up missing all the calls!!LOL!!
So tell me..do u really see me enjoyin? I dont..I cud go back to the 'bricks'..and make houses outta those..atleast I wud see new people!!
And yeah by the way..Hows my new pic?? hehe..I know it looks like..''Aww..I have the most beautiful pair of eyes '' and all that crap..but what the heck!!I never took it..so..hardly a thing! ;)
In another 10 days..my coll will reopen..and I will have to return to new 'bricks'..my life seems to sad rite now..When actually it had to be great..but..this is just the tip of the frustation..[ u could always comment about my new pic though..keepin in mind that Im sad thing rite now..!!] (!!)
Now more important thing...Never, ever go hungry to watch a movie..!!And specially if the movie intermission is for like..umm ..10 seconds..coz..u never know..u might not even have enough money to go back home..really..this happened with me...and dont ask about the movie..!!
Mummy!! hehehe!! Returns! damn![actually I dont even remember the full name of the movie..all I rem..was me yelling out at those stupid action scenes..''Kuch bhi hota hai kya ismein?!''...and hi-fiving my friend after every 5 minutes..!![for some really stupid special effects!]..
and so I came outta theatre like a burnt victim..red palms..with a hole burned in my pocket! ;)
Finishing off..on a good note...today was My day!! I robbed my bro and cousins..!! And now Im rich! Hehehe..I love rakshabandhan!!The only day for girls( and bhai..I dont think I wud react to what u say in response to this!! lol)
Hmm..I guess im done for this time..This is like..a lot of updates!!
[and guess what..now that I shared it..Im feeling better already...sob! sob!]
Hehehe!!
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