Of course It happens!!

Two months ago..when I was studyin hard for my exam the next day..keepin in mind that it has to go on like this for the coming two more months ( also keepin in mind that if I dont study now ,Im gonna flunk)..I was cursing my luck..cursing my fate..cursing the course..and cursing the Mount Everest sylabus..Just one..The only one thing that comforted me at that time..was..There's gonna be a time when I wont even see these fatso books...( 'eent'- Brick..as I like to call them)..forget about the reading,mugging and puking cycle..they'l be gone..and I wud be having the fun of a lifetime!! lGosh! And look at what happened!! Look at me!! Im a girl who's exams finished 10 days ago( bloody 10 days!)..and she still hasnt seen 'Jaane tu'..and 'Batman- dark night[knight rider..as my sis likes to call it!!]'(Yeah..Dpk..u cud laugh at me once more!!)..
Well...not that i didnt try for them..I did go! With a hope..a big one at that..Two theatres..!I didnt like the timings of the movie at first one ..so went to check out at another one(now..keep a newspaper always with ya when u go out for a movie...coz u dont wanna end up the way I did!!!)..well..In the second theatre..there was no show( what else were they showcasing huh..?male striptease act!!?) Whatever!!
And so..we went back to the first one..only to discover that the show was sold out!!
( Now..my luck seems to be goin on the same track when I think of choosing a boyfriend!)
I was hell mad at that time!I could have killed someone!!
But anyways..me and my bro decided to eat at Pizza hut(or was it Dominoes..?)..and ..while I was still eating my last slice of pizza..my bro got up and began to walk away!!..
Me: ''What the hell is ur problem!!...Koi ladki teri girlfriend ban hi nahi sakti..!!Cant u see Im still eating!!''
Seems like the curse hardly made a difference to him..coz he's still on fone everynight!!..and Look at me!!Damn!

I had an amazing viva 10 days ago..The person made sure..that for not one moment I could have enough guts to look into his eyes and answer him..and made sure that the patient I was assigned..completly believed that I was a complete idiot with no knowledge of my subject whatsoever!Humiliation is too small a word for it..I guess it was one of those moments when I wud just wanna be invisible! poof! I dont exist!..Now that exactly didnt happen..but the person sure made me feel that way!
God! the result's still pending..I hope the external from hell(now u HAD to be there to understand what he was saying in his stupid accent!! Whenever he said sth..I wud furrow my forehead..with a stupid expression on my face..tryin to understand wht he was trying to tell me- and so..'TUBERCULOSIS' became 'TUBURLLOM'..and the furrows on my forehead deepened!)
I was doomed!.. me and my friend(joint viva) came out of the hospital ward...wiping the sweat off our foreheads..and evryone pounced on us! 'What happened..!! It took u guys 25 mins!!''
When I heard that I was about to well...faint...coz to me it seemed like an eternity..I mean..I cud have found a guy..fallen in love with him..told my parents about him...gotten married..even have babies in that time. And they say it was just 25 mins! Ha!

Aftermath:My educated patient..adds me on orkut and scraps me.."Hey ...how was the viva..will u pass in it?hehehe!!''...My reply..''Hopefully..why do u ask?''...Patient, "Nothing..Didnt seem like it!!hehe!!''..Aarrgghh!!

Talkin on orkut..well..the past seems to crop up...and big time this time..There's this school community where not many people post their comments..dunno why..one of my ex classmate..Mr.W posted that he wanted to apologize to sm1 with whom he faught over 50 bucks!..Now..all that I wrote was..'' Yaar de do iske 50 rs jisne bhi liye hain'' (keepin good spirit in it ;) )...And boy..!! did he lose it!! I mean what!!!Now he's messagin me..cursing me ..askin ppl for my mail id...I mean ive had people following me..but not this kind!! haha!! [if u really wanna know what all happened..ask me..alag se!]

Right..finally..the icing on the cake...is my phone..'was' actually..its no more..one fine day..when Im out..bugger ditches me..gets switched off..I come back home..plug in the charger..and..it doesnt respond..like a comatose patient..and just as u talk to a coma patient..thinkin that he's able to listen to u..but doesnt respond..I gave my cellphone the choicest of the blessings..!! No wonder..It never got switched on!!and is dead forever(and now i really believe that some of my 'cellfone curses' got backfired!!)..With all my contacts..messages that I had saved for more than a year..My pics.. :( [i know..pity me..]..poof! gone!

And u hve no idea how it is like to beg in front of ur bro..(who hs 3 cellfones) to give u just one..temporarily..and being refused for that!!( happy rakhi!!) hehehe!!
Right..so all those people who call me now..I really dunno..who's who..and I end up missing all the calls!!LOL!!

So tell me..do u really see me enjoyin? I dont..I cud go back to the 'bricks'..and make houses outta those..atleast I wud see new people!!
And yeah by the way..Hows my new pic?? hehe..I know it looks like..''Aww..I have the most beautiful pair of eyes '' and all that crap..but what the heck!!I never took it..so..hardly a thing! ;)

In another 10 days..my coll will reopen..and I will have to return to new 'bricks'..my life seems to sad rite now..When actually it had to be great..but..this is just the tip of the frustation..[ u could always comment about my new pic though..keepin in mind that Im sad thing rite now..!!] (!!)

Now more important thing...Never, ever go hungry to watch a movie..!!And specially if the movie intermission is for like..umm ..10 seconds..coz..u never know..u might not even have enough money to go back home..really..this happened with me...and dont ask about the movie..!!
Mummy!! hehehe!! Returns! damn![actually I dont even remember the full name of the movie..all I rem..was me yelling out at those stupid action scenes..''Kuch bhi hota hai kya ismein?!''...and hi-fiving my friend after every 5 minutes..!![for some really stupid special effects!]..
and so I came outta theatre like a burnt victim..red palms..with a hole burned in my pocket! ;)

Finishing off..on a good note...today was My day!! I robbed my bro and cousins..!! And now Im rich! Hehehe..I love rakshabandhan!!The only day for girls( and bhai..I dont think I wud react to what u say in response to this!! lol)
Hmm..I guess im done for this time..This is like..a lot of updates!!
[and guess what..now that I shared it..Im feeling better already...sob! sob!]
Hehehe!!

Come on..Fall..!!

This is a funny little story about three gals.

Caution: The story might get a little too funny..and u might tend to fall off the place ur sittin at..(in case ur not sitting anywhr..I suggest u should)..!

Alright..3 cute..goodlooking..sexy gals..(Im gettin paid for writng these words..)

Time:3:30 pm

Date:2oth april

Place:Sector 15,Chandigarh

The three cute gals thought that they would save rupees 20 that day..and so..they didnt hire a cab or an auto..intsead..they went cheap..went by a rickshaw(I told u gals..!! this really sounds so cheap)

Ohk..ok..people travel by rickshaws all the time..Im sure u must have too..If not..then..go,get a life!!;)

Ehmm..lemme describe the rickshaw puller..lean..probably 90 yrs old..big specs..(i guess with those on his eyes ..he cud see my electrons and protons..and evryone's else's too-they were that thick!)..

Desciption of the gals:cute..goodlooking..sexy( using any other word is forbidden!)

So the gals sat on the rickshaw on a hot summer after noon..(just in case u dunno whr they were heading to..they were goin for lunch.at this famous chineese restaurant)..the rickhaw puller begins to...wel..pull...(with three gals on his rickshaw..he didnt hve much options!)..All of a sudden..the red light crossing appears..the rickshaw speeds up...coz of the steeping road..and (I think..the richshaw wala was too busy staring at the electrons of the road..or was drunk..or..sleepy..I dont care what he was!!)..and..the rickshaw begins to just slide down..as if it had no brakes..he was to turn to the other road..coz there was a footpath to the other side..but but...but...he didnt!! he didnt!!..and the intelligent gals realized it..and they started yelling at the top of their vioces...''AAAAAAaaaaaaa..!!!AAAA!!!''

[This yelling was special for two reasons..1. They all started to yell at the same time..2. Even if no one was actually lookin at what was going to happen..with the yells..they ENSURED that everyone looked at the scene]

And it Hit!

It hit bad!

The gals came tumbling down to the road on a hot summer afternoon..carefully grabbing the attention of every single living being within a radius of 2 kms of that area..they fall on one by one...The one who fell first..just jumped on the footpath..The one who fell second..flew up in the air..tossed out like an omelet in a pan..and fell..and The third...damn!! She was kinda rebel...coz when she fell down..she just didnt fall alone...she took the rickshaw puller with her..(now..she is a wise gal...if u dont know yet..)..and she and the 90 yr old rickshaw puller..together rolled on the muddy footpath(ha! filmy!)..the gal fell with head first on the ground..and then everything followed..the other two gals in the mean time stood up and asked the third gal if she's ok and needs help..Like a true Warrior..Rebel..She declines..! And gets up on her own..with a bruised elbow..and leg..!!

The 90yr old..says...'ur fault'..the gals were too busy to notice this..and tell him to get the hell outta that place..Stood up..they pic up their bags..shed the dust of their clothes..and begin laughin like crazy..(never seen 3 people laugh so madly before)..[sometimes just a horrified look on ur frnds face..gives the laugh reflex..and thats when its most funny...and that is what actually happend that day]..

Enter a 'car wala'...honk..honk..honk...'' Are u okay?? Are u alright?'' the gals were too embarrassed to reply..

Enter an autowala.."Madam..how did this all happen..hehehe!!..Madam how did this..hahaa...happen..hehe...madam..haha..I'll drop u...haha..but how...haha!!''

The third gals pics up her bad..and drags her bruised body to the auto ( She later realises..that the headfones to her ipod are broken..the headsets to 2nd gal's cellfone are broken too)..They all sit..

*Silence

*Exchange of looks

*Laughs!

*More Laughs!

They fell upon each other laughin..

Enter:Famous chineese restaurant..

*Silence again..

(gals look for a table..)

*They sit

*Silence

(They look at each other's faces..)

*Laughs..! more laughs...they laughed..until the restaurant guys increase the vol of the music..(so that the ambiance of the restaurant is not interfered with..)

Enter: other friends..

Enter:madness !!!

So that was the funny story..If u didnt find it funny...dont try telling me..!!;)

This is a perfect funny experience...!nuthin else cud be funnier for three college frnds..live comedy..they're the stars!and they're stupid..and they're never travelling by a rickshaw again.!

There are some things that happen in life.. about which if u just think..u start smiling..but this one has surpassed everything..we sit..and remember..and laugh...laugh like crazy..

Its an adventure gone misadventure..!I dont want anymore of these..!coz this one has got printed in our minds forever..!

So people..c'mon fall..I bet u cant fall like us! :)